WE SHALL TEST THEM

We shall test all half-breeds, coloured people, mackems and scousers. How shall we do this? Simple. We attach a large weight to their legs, and dunk them into the Lancashire ocean. If they drown, they are good men. If they survive, we must maul them to death, and give the remains to the Mexicans and Hispanics to create new burritos with.

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